Did you know there’s a faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home? It’s true. She’s there now. She’s always there, just out of your sight. Always just out of your sight.” -Welcome to Night Vale episode 14

Welcome to Nightvale creators Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor made an exciting announcement today: a new novel! Set in the world of Night Vale this new novel, The Faceless Old Woman That Secretly Lives in Your Home, is all about that Faceless Old Woman that secretly lives in everyone’s home in Night Vale. It’s just Night Vale, right? She keeps busy doing things like Bing searching for “pictures of dead wolves” and “the melting point of birds” and notating your copy of Infinite Jest

You never see her. However she occasionally makes herself known when she’s issuing statements revealing that she was confused by the way you organize your fridge, change your sheets, or wants your wifi password. She secretly lives in everyone’s home but no one knows how she got there or where she came from, until now.

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Told in a series of eerie flashbacks, learn all about the Faceless Old Woman’s past which goes back centuries. Interspersed throughout is a present-day story in Night Vale, as The Faceless Old Woman guides, haunts, and sabotages a man named Craig. In the end, her current day dealings with Craig and her swashbuckling history in nineteenth century Europe will come together in the most unexpected and horrifying way.

Available in hardcover on March 24th 2020 The Faceless Old Woman That Secretly Lives in Your Home is now up for pre-sale where ever you get your books! Including Amazon, HarperCollins, IndieBound and Books-a-Million!

 

Fallon Marie Gannon

A bona fide earthling who finds some comfort in books, movies and coffee. Lots of coffee. Has several regrettable tattoos and her knowledge of horror movies is probably better than yours but she won't hold it against you; it's proof that she has way too much free time. Currently in limbo but manages to occasionally crawl out of it long enough to write for Geek Girl Authority.
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