The Trailer for Moira Rose’s ‘The Crows Have Eyes’ Is Bananas

Audrey Kearns

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moira rose screaming at the sky in schitt's creek, the crows have eyes

“There was a time when the crows were our friends” ~Moira Rose, The Crows Have Eyes

Well Schitt’s Creek fans, this is what we wanted. The horror film that Moira Rose (Catherine O’Hara) was filming in the “Bosnian Riviera” called The Crows Have Eyes 3: The Crowening has released its first trailer. 

The film was picked up on the (fake) streaming network Interflix. On January 14th, Interflix posted a press release about the pick-up of The Crows Have Eyes 3: The Crowening. According to the release, the film was directed by an up and coming director from New York,  Blaire (no last name). It also hails Rose as “the unsung hero of afternoon television.” Rose herself calls the film “a timely allegory about prejudice,” and I can’t stop laughing while I type this. 

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Check out the trailer and the press release below for The Crows Have Eyes 3: The Crowening. It has everything a Schitt’s Creek fan could dream of. Mainly Catherine O’Hara being sublime.

The crows have eyes and you better not looks them in it!

https://twitter.com/interfIix/status/1222180028122902528

https://twitter.com/interfIix/status/1217137551502266368

This was originally published 1/29/20

Audrey Kearns

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