Earpers, wherever you are, you may want to sit down for this. Well, unless you’re already sitting. If that’s the case, by all means, continue to do so. Syfy blessed us with an official Wynonna Earp Season 4 trailer! And that’s not all. Our favorite sh*tshow is returning exactly one month from today – Friday, July 26th!
Now, our Mother of Unicorns a.k.a. Emily Andras announced the Wynonna Earp fan art contest two weeks prior, wherein Earpers can submit their artwork to be considered for the official Season 4 poster. Yesterday, Entertainment Weekly released two stills from Season 4. Then, today we have a trailer and a concrete release date. I think it’s safe to say that we Earpers’ appetites have been sated thus far.
So, the trailer opens with Wynonna (Melanie Scrofano) narrating. There’s her “celestial sister” Waverly (Dominique Provost-Chalkley), her “vampire baby daddy” Doc (Tim Rozon), and her “Haught cop” Nicole (Kat Barrell). We get a glimpse of, presumably, Nicole falling into a seemingly endless void. Revenants dragging Wynonna to a makeshift noose. Wynonna and Nedley (Greg Lawson) with guns cocked and ready to save Purgatory. Mercedes (Dani Kind) sporting dark locks and dancing sensually. Jeremy (Varun Saranga) chastising Wynonna for carelessly throwing around what looks like a massive laser gun. A mysterious woman sardonically referring to Wynonna as “Jon Snow in a B-cup.” Could that be Valdez? I’m willing to bet on yes.
In addition, we’ve got some killer one-liners from our core cast sprinkled throughout the trailer. “No one f*cks with our family,” from the always badass Nedley. “Vacation’s over, a**holes,” from the always smooth-talking Doc. “I’m gonna kick so much ass I’m gonna go up a shoe size,” from the celestial Waverly. “Clear eyes, full bra, can’t lose,” from our valiant leader Wynonna. Oh, and perhaps one of my favorite trailer moments in the history of trailer moments: Wynonna emphatically reuniting with Nicole only to be decked by the latter. There’s just so much goodness packed into one minute and 30 seconds. I may need to unpack/dissect it all in next week’s Wynonna Wednesday!
Below, I’ve pasted a tweet from the official Wynonna Earp Twitter account with the Season 4 trailer. Watch it. Then, watch it again. Savor it. Relish it. Obsess over it. Because if there’s one thing we Earpers are good at besides fighting, it’s exuding all the “polite no chill.”
Wynonna Earp stars Melanie Scrofano, Tim Rozon, Dominique Provost-Chalkley, and Kat Barrell. Season 4 will premiere Friday, July 26th at 10pm on your Syfy affiliate.