I am in a position of not really caring about this particular game, not because I don’t like football, I LOVE FOOTBALL, I just don’t have anything invested in either team. There are a lot of you in the same boat but will surely find yourselves at someones Superbowl party because it’s fun to hang with buddies and get in on some free food. This is for you. These guys will provide that added something, like last years fun of having Star-Lord and Captain America, duking it out for their charities and the Feminist Book Store ladies from Portlandia, live tweeting during the game.
This will be almost as fun as hovering around the queso dip, growling if anyone tries to come near me!