Here they are! This week’s edition (actually 2 weeks – thanks SDCC) of The Best Sci Fi Quotes and Fantasy Quotes from television, edition 9 – July 14-July 27.

9. THE LEFTOVERS

Garvey: Want something to drink? Water? Coffee? Draino?

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8. TRUE BLOOD

Eric: Ginger, I’m diseased.

Ginger: So the fuck am I!

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7. UNDER THE DOME

Julia: Our science teacher has a prayer group, that’s new.

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6. FALLING SKIES

Sara: I want to take my end-of-the-world anger out on someone other than a guy like you.

A Thing With Feathers

5. TRUE BLOOD

Eric: Willa Burrell, I renounce the rite of our blood and my dominion over you as my progeny. As your maker I release you. (Willa is released)

Pam: It’s like being kicked in the cooch by a wallaby isn’t it?

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4. DEFIANCE

Doc Yewll: Is this parable the one where the just man cooks his unfaithful wife and serves her body parts for supper?

Datak: It’s inspiring

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3. TRUE BLOOD

Amber Newlin (talking about a Ted Cruz fundraiser): Security’s gonna be tight and they only invited assholes.

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2. TRUE BLOOD

Pam: This is bullshit. I’ve imagined my death many times but I never thought I’d meet the sun in some place with wall to wall carpet.

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1. DEFIANCE

Stahma: But Mars is a dead planet, so is Venus. Your men and women could not possibly have come from there. You know that.

Amanda: It’s an old world saying. It means, men are dicks, deal with it.

Stahma: Oh. Still, I come from a culture that worships dicks, that will never change.

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